Goldie's Home Page
I'm an nine-year old, seven-inch long goldfish won by John Lightner
at the La Jolla Country Day School Fun Fair. He lobbed a ping-pong ball
into my jar when he was six...and I was but a "small-fry". I've
out-lasted all the other fish he won that day...by 9 years. I live in a
ten-gallon tank over the kitchen sink. I like to watch people. I beg
for food in the morning. The rest of my day is spent sucking on rocks
and spitting them out. I like to make loud noises when I think I'm
being ignored. I don't like to be touched. I live in fear of being
replaced by a tropical fish tank "screen-saver" on the kitchen computer.
Due to my "Web presence" I occasionally get fan
mail...mostly from people, but once
from another Goldfish...in
another country! Don't expect a quick reply to fan mail...until
Microsoft makes an egonomically correct underwater keyboard for finned
creatures, I'm going to have to let my "food source" do the typing
while I dictate...and it's getting harder and harder to get his
attention in the morning...must be getting old!! [Cheap shot! -bdl]
Click here to see a stupid fish trick.
Send mail to Goldie at firstname.lastname@example.org.